Saturday, 29 December 2012

I'm a Laird







On the day that the New Years Honours are announced I feel that I should announce mine.

As we all know - in the past you became a member of the aristocracy through birth, theft, murder or intimidation.

You obtain many modern honours through bribery, political corruption, nepotism, arse licking and time serving.

Not good.

I meanwhile have paid for a conservation plot in Scotland with money earned, not stolen, and haven't had to kiss a politicians daggy arse in the process.






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